I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your Senior Drill Instructor. From now on, you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir!" Do you maggots understand that?

Decades before Sydney even thought about building an Olympic sized stadium, the world record crowd for a Rugby League game was 103,000 at Odsal in the UK. Many believe there was over 120,000 at the ground that day as people took any vantage point possible to see the Challenge Cup replay between Warrington and Halifax.

Speaking of the Challenge Cup, this here is a picture of the famous inflatable c*ck from the 2005 Challenge Cup Final in Cardiff. I'm sitting there watching the match on TV and I saw this in the background and though "Was that a 16 foot long pr*ck I just saw someone waving?" Think about how this came about.... Your sitting around getting your gear together for the Challenge Cup and you think "Ive got a good idea, I'll go out and buy an inflatable penis and take that to the game!" So you smuggle it in....and then you pick the best time to wack it out....and then you start blowing the penis...up! Also, spare a thought for the people surrounding this person. Imagine sitting there at the final, eating a pie, drinking a beer....and all of a sudden the guy next to you pulls out the biggest flacid dong you've ever seen!

With the London Broncos because known as the "Quins" from 2006 onwards (And we all know that for the Broncos that means at best the next 18 months) the question of what to do with the Broncos mascots came up. Look at the poor buggers, even two horses don't want to be wearing a jersey that looks worse then a large pizza washed down with 36 beers.

Poor bloke. He's a victim.....again.....

This is what fans forget about as the Cricket season is in full swing. No player likes to have to run the sand hills.

Geez coaching can take it out of you. This is Warren Ryan....at age 28!

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