Ever wondered why Australia is no good at soccer? Its because all of our best sportsmen are playing a different game. Thats why this picture sums up why Australia is no good at soccer.

Oh....so does this one. We find soccer as boring as bat sh*t here in Australia.

One of the most famous shots from the 2004 Grand Final. To understand why this picture brought so much joy to League fans...you have to have been living in Sydney form 2000-2004. Roosters this, Roosters that, we're the benchmark....blah, blah, blah. It was constant. It was none stop! So when people saw this picture pop up on their screens.....the majority loved it!

A promotional poster from an Army vs Nazy Rugby League match in the UK. Not only is its a great advertisement, but its better then you will see for the blood NRL!

Australian Prime Minister John Howard knocks back a XXXX with Kevin Walters after the 1998 NRL Grand Final. For those that don't know, John Howard is a big Dragons fans and has proven to be a very good sport when it comes to the game of Rugby League.

"Finally...The Rock...has come back to the Harbour City!"

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