This is a picture of the Great Britain side celebrating a drawn series in 2002
against New Zealand with New Zealand retaining the title.

Thats not a typo or a misunderstanding....thats is what this picture really shows!

Look at then, the poor fools. Look at Andrew Farrell, this is the absolute pinnacle of
his 8 year stand as the national captain.
At first I thought this was Keiron Cunningham's first appearance
against Australia for three years. Then I realised its just a dog
at a training session.

Still, that makes the count Dog: 1, KC: 0.
A Sydney newspaper came out near the end of 2005 with the startling revelation
that Anthony Minichello catches the football with his hands!

Immediately, all the old times came back with "Thats nothing, Graham Langlands
could catch a football with one foot!".
Nigel Vagana was taking notes....
There are few things more commical in sport than the AFL's "International
Rules" games.

If you dont know what it is...let me give you a rundown.

That take a game thats played in Southern Australia and no where else in the
world. Then they take a game thats played in Ireland and no where else in
the world.

They combine rules from one with rules from another and end up with a
game that doesnt exist.

Then, highly paid Australian Rules players play against Amateur Gaelic
Football players and get absolutely tonked!


Meanwhile, the dog is the most skillful mammal on the pitch.
The first rule is, do not talk about football.

The second rule is....DO NOT TALK ABOUT FOOTBALL.

The Third rule.....ah stuff it. Lets get sh*t faced!!!
Robbie Kearns....ah...getting his shoulder sucked?

Knowing Kearns famous sense of direction he probably
went into the doctors office with a knee complaint.
The easiest job in the world?

Great Britain hasn't had anything to cheer
about for over a decade!
Disclaimer: What did he just say?